HANDPHONE
Hancomm Presents Hello? This is OH Seung-min.
I called you the other day.
About what I asked...
A Cinetory & Hancomm Coproduction About what I asked...
No need to go that far, is there?
In Association with Fine Works No need to go that far, is there?
A picture? I'll send it to your phone.
You have another number?
Okay.
Thank you.
Executive Producer CHUNG Hae-young
Producers HUR Tae-ku, CHUNG Hae-young
Why do you keep going in and out!
Shit!
You're ruining the mood, damn it!
Stop it.
Mr. OH...
Next up is... My song!
I want to fill the void...
in your heart.
I want to give you...
all of my life.
Now sit by me,
always and forever...
I will love you.
From now on!
Don't wander away from me.
Don't ever leave me.
Build your nest here.
PARK Yong-woo, UHM Tae-woong
Get the car.
Did you enjoy it, sir?
- It was great! - I had a lot of fun, too.
PARK Sol-mi - It was great! - I had a lot of fun, too.
PARK Sol-mi
- Producer PARK. It's an honor, sir. - Thanks.
Can't believe I met the director of the hit drama, 'Flower Wind'.
It's 'Windflower'.
Oops, my bad.
Tomato. Tomato.
Right this way.
Producer PARK?
May I have the honor again? Perhaps dinner, some time?
Sure. You were a blast.
Wait!
Where's my card...
Damn, I'm all out.
I made sure I got one, sir.
I already gave you one?
Hop in, sir.
Watch your legs.
- Mr. OH? - Yes, sir?
It's crowded in here.
What are you doing girls?
Get on their laps and make room.
Like this!
Everyone okay?
Go Producer PARK!
Go!
Screenplay and directed by KIM Han-min
Shit.
My dear Mr. OH.
When will you pay me back?
I'll pay you back! Promise!
Shit!
Get him!
Let me go!
Give me another month!
A month? You crazy?
I need at least that to pay it all back.
It's for real this time. Don't believe me?
Hell no!
Say, 'Ah! '
Jin-a's seconds away from making it!
What the!
- The cables came off. Pull him. - Yes, boss.
Let go!
I'll pay you! I swear!
What's going on there?
Nothing.
The car battery's dead.
We'll jump start it.
Go back to work.
I said, go!
Lucky son of a bitch.
Fine. I'll give you exactly 2 weeks!
But if you don't pay it then!
Leave my wife out of this! I'll pay ya, man!
If she means so much, make sure you pay!
And watch that foul mouth. You'll really get it someday.
Fresh bread?
Someone kept calling you. A message came, too.
Really? From who?
Come on. I don't peek at my wife's phone.
Cuz you don't care.
Did you call to fix the window?
I forgot. I was busy yesterday.
What if a thief gets in like that?
Why don't you call if you're so worried.
Since when did you pay attention around here.
Since now.
If it was your celebrity's house...
you would've fixed it yourself, right away.
Wanna have a kid?
Forget it. Like you want to.
Why not.
Jin-a pretty much made it, now.
So I could start going to the hospital.
Let's go together, hon.
Why? Did you screw up again? Or rack up the credit card?
No, of course not.
Hey, what's with the green tea?
You get headaches without your morning coffee.
What's that coffee you like? Blue...
- Blue Mountain. - Yeah! That's it!
I bought that yesterday. Did you see?
I quit drinking coffee.
I paid a lot for it. Just try it.
Oh, shit!
I'd better run. Thanks for breakfast.
What?
Nothing. Just try the coffee.
I especially bought the most expensive kind.
See ya.
I said, I quit coffee.
- Turn that down. - Yes, sir.
This is OH Seung-min.
So the amount is...
That's reasonable.
And by the way...
How long till you...
About a week or so?
Gotta be precise with these things.
Yes, call me at this number.
I have my phone on 24/7.
Good.
Yes, thank you.
Shit! The battery! Give me the charger.
Here.
Why doesn't this fit?
Take the cap off, sir.
What's this cap thing for?
All the new phones are like that these days.
What? You got a new phone?
That's why you didn't pick up?
You changed your number?
They gave me a free video conferencing phone deal.
- You idiot! - I'm driving!
A manager changing numbers!
- How many times did I tell you! - We'll get in an accident!
Managers can't live without hand phones!
Stupid! Are ya going to call every client?
Get your old number back, now!
Afternoon Radio with your DJ KIM Koo-ra.
We're here with the rising star of the drama 'Emotional Era'.
The actress who's changing the definition of love.
Please welcome, new actress, YOON Jin-a!
Hi, everyone. This is YOON Jin-a.
She's getting up there.
It's just the beginning.
Pretty popular, huh?
- Let's listen to our next song. - Great.
Hello?
What? A cosmetics ad?
She's not exclusively signed to anything.
Monday sounds great.
Yes.
We'll see you at 2, then.
I'll wait for your confirmation call.
See you then.
Bro!
At last!
We hit the big times, bro!
Jin-a landed a cosmetics commercial!
- Watch it! We're on live! - Sorry, bro!
OH Seung-min speaking!
What the hell!
You piece of shit!
What's wrong?
Nothing. Just a prank call.
Get out.
- I said, get out! - Yes, sir.
This fucking thing came to me, Jin-a!
Is this you or some kid's sick joke?
Look! Watch it!
Look!
I'm gonna blow, Jin-a.
No.
Shit! I swear I could punch you!
After everything I did for that bitch!
Come here, shithead!
Come here!
Why didn't you watch her!
Of course, I know your acute sense on things.
I'll look at the script and let you know.
Yes. Thank you.
Late as usual I see.
If you change, you'll die.
Didn't you say that?
So you wanna live long, huh?
You come with another copy and I'll kill you.
It's not like I want to do this.
You know how it is.
Modeling doesn't pay much.
I don't want to see your face again.
Of course.
It's embarrassing for me, too. Jin-a's not the only one on...
Shut up!
Now, scram.
Guess I'm having steak tonight!
You son of a bitch!
Wait! Hold on!
What are you doing!
I'm calling the cops!
Nice house!
I'm renting it!
Get over here and grab him!
- Why are you filming me? - Back up! Don't get me in it!
Get his face good!
Son of a bitch!
What is this!
What the hell is this!
It's liquid glue, shithead! You're fucked!
Why are you putting that on my face!
Get me another bottle!
Let's talk about his!
- Stop it! - See this lighter?
Say adios to your face, shithead!
Wait!
Hold still you son of a bitch!
Stop it!
- Where's the copy! - There's no such thing!
We worked together for 2 years! Don't you know me?
If you threaten me for money, you think I'd just hand it over?
I'm sorry, sir! Please!
Where's the copy, asshole!
Yoon-ho, the rat, stuck on sticky glue.
Call the cops.
Tell them some bastards came and crashed the place.
I got everything you said on tape.
We'll see who gets charged!
Give me that, too!
Cool picture. Bastard.
See him squirming and begging for his life, boss?
I made it to the final rounds in the KBS acting contest.
- Really? - Damn right!
But I always fail at the end.
I could've been bigger than SONG Kang-ho as an actor.
What the hell!
Don't impersonate him. It sucks.
I ended up as a manager cuz of that.
That reminds me. I should call the 'Flower Wind' PD.
Boss?
It's 'Windflower'. How many times...
Shit! Turn the car around!
To where?
The coffee shop!
- It's red light. I can't. - Just do it!
I can't make a U-turn here!
Just do it, you idiot!
Okay! Fine!
Boss!
Are you okay?
I'm fucked.
The cosmetics company's supposed to call tomorrow.
Shit. I can't lose that commercial!
Cancel the phone and have your calls forwarded.
Right! I can do that!
See?
Shit. I got scared for no reason.
Give me a smoke.
Dae-jin!
Good thinking!
Pretty smart, huh?
Problem solved.
Ah, sir?
- Could you smoke outside, please? - Okay.
Thank you.
Shit! We're fucked!
I didn't erase the video!
Who is this?
I... ah... found this hand phone.
I... wanted to return it.
That's my husband's phone.
I see. I just pressed the speed dial on 1.
I could give you my husband's office number.
Hello? Hello?
Hello?
Can you write the number down?
Excuse me, but the picture on the phone's screen...
is it you?
The line is busy. Please leave a message...
Shit! Who's calling with my phone!
Hello?
What, hon.
Really? I'll call right now. Bye.
She found it?
Pretty damn lucky. Someone found it and called her.
Really?
You're out?
Boss, 010-9474-3660
Cut!
Cut! Cut!
Make them stop taking pictures!
We love you Jin-a!
Out of the way, please!
No hand phones, please!
Still not answering?
- The bastard saw it. - What?
He's up to something.
Where's the damn thing!
Sorry. I can't find it anywhere, boss.
Then why are you laughing!
Remember the 'Flower Wind' PD?
I gave it to you to keep it safe!
I wrote an important number on that card!
I thought I left it in your card book.
Find it now! You idiot!
Why didn't you save it on your phone, then?
I lost the damn phone! Shithead!
Son of a bitch.
How can I work without my numbers.
Is the meeting with Director BONG today or tomorrow?
God damn it!
The person you are calling can't...
Why isn't the bastard answering the phone?
That son of a bitch.
- Hello? - Who the hell are you, you son of a bitch!
Why don't you answer the damn phone!
You trying to screw me? How much do you want!
Hello? Hello?
The person you are calling can't...
Shit! That son of a bitch!
- Give me your phone. - Yes, sir.
Who the hell are you!
If you knew, the hell will you do?
Well... ah...
You said you'd give it back but never answered all day.
Hello? Hello?
God damn it!
Give me a smoke.
What is it, boss?
This bastard's crazy!
Your voice is annoying, tell your wife to call.
- Cancel the phone, boss. - I can't! Damn it!
What if he puts it up on the internet!
Then just do as he tells you...
sir.
Shit.
Call him?
No, you do it.
He says he won't talk to me. Only you!
His voice gives me the creeps.
Come on, hon. I'm dying here!
What do I say to him?
Hello?
Um... I'm the wife of the man who lost the phone.
I was hoping to get it back.
Where would you like to meet?
Looks like you have quite a quick temper.
Pardon?
Before...
You hung up before I could even finish.
I was a bit startled then.
All I wanted was just to talk.
How tall are you? Are you thin?
Then you could be the sensitive type.
You said you'll return the phone.
I will.
Why would I call if I wasn't going to?
You think I'm crazy?
- No, it's not that... - How tall are you? Tell me.
170cm.
I knew it.
With your low voice, I knew you'd be tall.
Look.
Tell me where you want to meet to give the phone back.
Tell me where you live, then.
He says to meet him at the park at 10 p.m.
The guy is weird. Be careful.
And he said not to be late.
He'll leave if you're a minute late.
It's me. Ask him where he is.
I'm still at the park's entrance!
I'm not yelling at you!
Tell him I'm under the clock tower.
Where the hell is he?
He didn't show!
I've been waiting for over 20 minutes!
I'm not yelling at you!
Hello? Hello?
The person you are calling can't...
That damn son of a bitch!
- Happy birthday to you! - Smile, boss!
Happy birthday dear boss! Happy birthday to you!
Thanks!
Hey!
Stop!
Stop it.
It's okay, babe.
Stop it.
Hey!
Stop!
Stop it.
I'm just filming my pretty wife.
Then you be on it, too.
No way! Just you, babe.
Stop it.
More shoulder, babe!
Stop it.
He saw and canceled all my appointments today.
What the hell is he up to.
Would you like to put a hold on calling?
Pardon?
If you cancel call answering, you won't get your phone back.
Forget that. Did you track his location?
It's turned off.
He made the last call in Sadang.
Where in Sadang?
Sadang Market area, sir.
What is this? Find Wally in Seoul!
Can't you just tell me exactly where he is!
Look, sir.
Go to the police for something like that.
- We can't do that... - Go the cops for a hand phone!
The police can pinpoint his exact location for you.
Can't you do it here?
Some bastard's got my phone and is screwing with me!
Then record his voice and hand it in as evidence.
Then the police will track him down for you.
Are you under a lot of stress?
And smoking?
Just a little.
Smoking's harmful. I suggest you quit.
Your spermatozoa count is under 50 million.
What does that mean?
It means your sperm count is low.
Does that mean we can't get pregnant?
Well... not quite.
The possibility of getting pregnant is very low like this.
Come back in a month with your wife.
Okay.
It's activated now.
You can use the touch screen to make calls.
You can text message while on video conferencing.
Attorney HAN Joon-soo
I bought a new phone. I went to the hospital, too!
Your husband?
Yes.
You didn't tell him yet?
He's a little edgy these days.
He lost his phone a few days ago.
He's been really edgy and stressed ever since.
He keeps changing the subject and won't listen.
It's not that you don't want to tell him?
Of course not.
Actually...
I'm not sure.
Don't rush it. It's your decision.
Divorce isn't easy.
By the way, how's your health?
You said you feel dizzy and tired these days.
Shouldn't you go see a doctor?
When he calls, record his voice and hand it in for evidence.
Great! You answered the phone!
I was worried you wouldn't.
This is a new number.
I got a new one just in case.
Call me at this number and...
Wait.
Sorry to cut you off.
Wanna know something?
What?
Your number's last four digits are the same as my license plate.
Quite a connection, huh?
Yeah, I guess.
Look, I'm really in a rush.
Could you return my phone soon?
I'll give it back.
I will.
But there's something I'm curious about.
What is it?
Your wife...
She not only has a great voice, but she's gorgeous.
Yes. I get that a lot.
So I was really wondering...
What?
When she says, 'Um'before her sentence...
that's so hot.
Does she do that in bed, too?
I got a meeting to go to...
A meeting?
You don't want your hand phone back?
I thought you did.
Will you give it back if I keep talking?
- Chief JUNG! Over here! - Hello!
Hello!
Good morning, customers.
Welcome to our store!
The customers are always loved!
Good morning, customers!
Why can't I get this exchanged?
But you used it, ma'am.
I did not! It was like that from the start!
You can't return ruined goods, ma'am.
You think I'd ask for a refund if I ruined it!
- Who do you think I am! - Look here.
Hello, ma'am! What seems to be the problem?
I want this exchanged and she has the nerve to say I can't.
But she already used it!
Allow me. What's wrong with it, ma'am?
Look at the marks here!
See the marks here?
I didn't put them there!
The ad said I can bring it in!
- We can't if it's used. - Why not!
Give her a full refund.
I want this exchanged now!
I'm sorry, sir.
Have a great day, ma'am.
She got her use out of it and returned it for money.
She's practically a thief. Can't stand this.
Sung-eun? What's our number 1 rule?
The customer's always right.
And what if the customer is wrong?
Remember rule 1 again.
- That's good. - Chief JUNG?
Big smile!
How may I help you?
The vacuum is broken again!
Oh really, sir?
What seems to be the problem, sir?
If I knew that, why would I call!
Right. Of course, sir.
If you bring it in, we'll...
What am I, your mutt?
I'm not going there just to exchange this!
I'm very sorry sir for the inconvenience.
But if you do come, we'll be glad to give you a refund.
- Really? - Can you exchange this?
Yes, of course...
- Not that. - Pardon?
Are you really sorry?
Yes, sir. I'm sorry.
Head office doesn't know what it's like here.
How much!
How much, sir?
Well... I'm sorry for asking you to come and go and...
Then apologize again.
If you're so sorry, say it again!
Then come here and do it yourself!
Screw the head office!
Please accept my sincere apology.
I'm very sorry.
You okay?
Man, what a day.
Why's it so hard?
Does that taste good?
Shit. Don't start.
Does your back hurt? Let me see.
- It's okay. - Why? You ticklish?
- It's not there. - Here.
It's okay. I'll give you a massage.
Great! I could use one.
That feels good.
- Hey? - Yeah?
- You know the moon... - The moon?
It's not out yet, is it?
It's not that.
You know what the gravitational weight of something is there?
Well, with astronauts practically floating around...
It's one sixth.
One sixth?
- So if you weigh 60kg... - You'd weigh 10kg on the moon?
If it's 70kg?
Then... 11.6kg?
If it's 80kg?
13.3kg?
Piece of cake.
If we go up there, you think life would be easier?
Life's hard? Like this?
Gain some weight, will you?
And that vacuum man...
He keeps calling cuz you take it from him.
Even a mutt raised at home...
will bite you if it thinks you're easy.
They're all shitty mutts!
A mutt...
Damn mutts everywhere.
Yeah, it's me.
How's she doing?
I was just talking to someone. Can I call you back?
Sorry. Bye.
Your little sister?
Your promotion to head office is a sure thing, right?
- That's what the manager said. - Damn manager.
Chief JUNG?
Yes, ma'am!
Go see what's going on at household products.
Yes, ma'am. Right on it.
- Sorry. See you later. - What's the rush!
Man, you're born for this job.
Chief JUNG!
This way! What do we do!
You know I'm right!
You wanna hit me? Go ahead!
- Maybe I should! - You son of a bitch!
- Come here! - Let's talk this out, sir!
- That bastard! - Who the hell are you!
- I'm the chief of this section! - The chief?
Yes, I can help you.
My name is JUNG Lee-gyu. Tell me what's wrong, sir.
She said I... sexually molested her!
He grabbed my butt!
- I did not! - Please...
- Calm down, please! - Yes, you did!
Our employee must've made a mistake, sir.
I'm very sorry, sir.
Just go back to work. I'll take care of this.
Screw you! You pervert!
What? A pervert?
Come back here, bitch!
They blurt out crazy things cuz you can't train them!
- You son of a bitch! - Why you little!
- Sir! - Let go!
So what if you're a customer!
- I'm not bowing down an asshole! - You bitch!
Let go Chief! I can't bow down like you!
You think I do cuz I like it!
Stop it, already!
I'm very sorry, sir.
Bitches these days!
I feel sorry for your mom who gave birth to you!
Relax your shoulders!
That's good!
One more time!
Cheese! Beautiful!
Stunning!
Let's really get into it!
You're a butterfly about to fly!
That's it! Big smile!
Fly butterfly!
The butterfly won't fly. It's dead.
Thank you, sir.
Hey, Jin-a! What's with you?
Why look so glum?
Tired already?
The phone you lost...
I heard the thing's still on it.
I'm getting it back later today.
Don't worry. It will never get out.
Stop worrying and concentrate on the shoot.
Get me a battery!
Hello?
I'm low on battery. Can I call you right back?
You don't want to talk? You think I'm a fool, too?
- No, it's just the battery is... - That's your problem, not mine.
- Don't you want your phone back? - Get a charger!
Look, sir. I didn't get a chance to ask earlier.
But if there's anything you want...
- What I want? - Yes!
- So that's it. - Huh?
You think I want a reward or something?
Is that why you think you can yell and swear at me?
- Where's the cap! Shit! - There you go again.
No, what I'm trying to say is...
- The cap! - The cap?
No, it's not that.
Isn't there a law about giving rewards to finders?
10% was it? So if you wanted I can...
- A reward? - Yes.
Found it?
So...
You'll give me what I want?
Yes, of course!
Anything! If you give it back.
Forget it. I'm not in it for a reward.
It's not like I'm giving it to you for nothing.
Think of it as a finder's fee.
That phone is my life.
Okay, then.
- Then... first... - Yes?
When you answer the phone say, 'Thank you, this is so and so.'
Yes, sir. Anything else?
And second, speak with manners.
I hate people who don't speak with respect.
Sure. That's easy enough.
Now, tell me what you really want.
What I really want?
Yes, what you really want.
What I really want is...
Forget it. It's too much.
No, it's okay! Tell me!
It's not here!
It's okay, sir. Just tell me what you want.
I'm serious!
- Okay. - Tell me, sir!
Sure thing, then. Bye.
It's okay, sir!
What are you doing!
I'm a man of my word.
Please tell me what you want!
Then...
Yes?
The third thing is...
The third thing is?
The light turned green. Please cross the street.
Hello?
I just arrived at the hospital.
Okay.
Shit.
What are you doing!
Get away!
Stop!
Here's the picture, asshole!
Shit! Can't you watch the cars right!
Who the fuck did this to my car!
Go down slowly like this...
then she turns, and he holds her.
Can't believe I'm doing this here.
Then zoom in like this.
You call this exposure? Mr. OH?
For a girl who made it
on her innocent image, this is practically porn.
I'm sure we can compromise
- on the exposure... - Hold on.
Hello? Yes, Producer PARK!
Damn it.
It's cuz I lost my old phone. I'm very sorry.
Pardon? When?
Thank you, sir. I'll run over like the wind!
Yes, sir. See you then.
Thank you.
How long you think she'll last on her innocent image?
An actress has to strip to make an impact!
Excuse me.
Jin-a must've made it big. The phone won't stop ringing.
That's not what you promised.
What do you mean?
- I'm not doing it again. - Really?
Didn't you say to tell you what I wanted?
I was talking about money!
There's an interesting video on the phone.
What is it? The girl's an actress, right?
The wedding is about to start.
You son of a bitch! I won't let you get away with this!
Oh, really.
Give it back when I'm asking nicely.
I recorded everything you said!
If I tell the cops, you're going straight to jail!
I'm giving you a chance here!
A chance? Isn't it the other way around?
Who's giving who the chance? You mutt.
Hello! Hello!
Who's the bastard calling a mutt!
No smoking area
It's a no smoking area!
Hi, mom.
Just out somewhere.
What's up?
Died?
Who?
The bride will now enter.
Here comes the bride!
I heard you're a big hit!
Long time no see.
The message said he died!
What's going on? Do I have something on me?
Hello?
What is wrong with you?
What?
- There's a funeral! - For who?
Who do you think! You!
I'm dead?
Messages saying you died went out!
People keep calling me thinking you're dead!
Didn't you cancel the phone?
Can't you do anything right?
What are you, a kid pulling pranks?
I can explain.
It's just a damn misunderstanding!
OH Seung-min died September 29th in a car accident.
Funeral at Sung-shim Hospital.
I didn't send that!
The bastard who took my phone pulled a prank!
Shit!
My new phone's right here!
Eat this, shithead.
- Open the curtains! - Yes, boss.
Should've called if your number changed.
Shit! Scared ya, huh?
Shit!
You have 12 days left!
That bastard.
I'll get you, you son of a bitch!
Private Investigators
You're in luck, dude.
If your phone's a PDA...
it'll be easy to track it, dude.
But your phone's off, dude.
That's not good, dude.
You can't track it if it's off?
To track it...
a satellite up there...
sends a signal to the phone here.
But if it's turned off, it's useless, dude.
Then you're screwed, dude.
That sneaky little rat!
First, he has to turn the phone on, dude.
But if the phone is on...
it's game over, dude.
- It be like putting it back... - Right in your hands, dude.
About the thing you asked...
Are you Mr. JANG Jong-ho?
Mr. JANG Jong-ho?
You're Mr. JANG Jong-ho, right?
Why do you keep asking?
You're really Mr. JANG Jong-ho, right?
So what if I am!
What do you want from me?
Who are you!
Today's your funeral!
Who the hell!
There! Happy?
That's the vacuum man, right?
It's JANG Jong-ho!
Quit stalling and give me my phone!
Okay. I'll give it back.
Where do we meet?
Come to the Marble Tower.
You can see it from there.
The guy is on the move, dude.
Get him! Go!
The guy's still on the move, dude.
He's headed for the Marble Tower, dude.
He's getting closer, dude.
He's within 50m of you, dude.
He's getting closer and closer, dude.